I am writing to you on behalf of all college kids. We hope the holiday season has been treating you well. We know it can be a stressful time of year ... believe us, we understand (finals week). We have been good this year, studying hard. We only have a few Christmas wishes this year:

1. Walmart gift cards (The cafeteria food is nothing like our moms'.)

2. Free textbooks (Student debt is high enough and $200 books only add to it.)

3. Free laundry (Who carries quarters? Plus, the laundromat is SO expensive!)

4. SLEEP (Can't remember the last time we had 8 hours)

5. A higher GPA (PLEASE, do whatever it takes!)

We'll be sure to set out milk and cookies in return for the fulfillment of our wishes!

Thank you in advance on behalf of all college kids! Say “hello” to Rudolph for us!