Top 10 Funniest Cars of All Time
Gas topping $4 per gallon, losses and layoffs among American automakers, and guilt over the tons of greenhouse gases our beloved automobiles dump into the atmosphere: Oh, yeah, American motorists could use a good laugh.
Fortunately, said Alonzo Bodden, winner of "Last Comic Standing 3," there's no shortage of material for joking about cars. In fact, Bodden plans to fuel his new SPEED Channel series, "101 Cars You Must Drive," with some high-octane automotive humor. A former jet mechanic, he knows his way around cars and is ready to take Speed viewers on a comedic look at some of the world's most famous — and infamous — machines.
"It's funny how big our cars are and how slowly we drive them," Bodden said. "Compared to Europe or Japan, we love our cars big. Compared to Germany, Italy and other countries, we have better roads with lower speed limits. That's probably a good thing because we're putting on makeup while on the cell phone ... and that's just not good at 140 mph."
So what cars make Bodden's list of funniest autos? Here they are in descending order. And you'll be happy to learn that not all of them are American made.
10. The Fiat 500"It's fun to drive a car that looks up to Mini Coopers as if they are limos," Bodden said. "Did I mention it's powered by a 500cc motorcycle engine? Just the thing to get out of the way of rampant SUVs. Of course, if you're under 5 feet tall and want 1,000 mpg, it's perfect."
9. AMC PacerOf course anything by AMC could make the list in Bodden's book, but the Pacer stands out as the first wide-body small car."AMC always liked to answer the questions no one asked," he said. "Like, 'Why do you need a wide, small car?' Then again, if you like riding in a fishbowl, there is really only one choice."
8. AMC EagleThe Eagle was the first 4WD sedan, which sounds like a good idea. But an ugly body grafted onto a jeep chassis is not."Maybe they were trying to take the title of trailer trash car from the El Camino," Bodden said.
7. El CaminoBusiness in the front and fun in the back, or was it fun in front and business in the back? Who knows?"Listen, Jeb," Bodden said, "Put the El Camino up on blocks, let it rust and go buy a real pickup truck."
6. Mercedes UnimogMore unbelievable than funny."Huge, indestructible — it will go anywhere and destroy anything in its path. 'Fun' would be driving one to the next Sierra Club rally."
5. The EdselFord's folly is often cited as the essence of how to do things wrong."Sure it's ugly, but that's balanced by the fact that it's underpowered and handles poorly," Bodden said. "Way to go, Ford!"
4. The PintoAnd while we're chuckling at Ford's expense, don't forget the Pinto."What could be more fun than a car that would rust to pieces while you're waiting for someone to hit it so you could see the gas tank explode? Pintos weren't exactly built 'Ford tough,'" Bodden said.
3. The PopemobileOK, not technically a make and model, but a funny vehicle, nonetheless."Jesus walked on water, and they put the Pope in this," Bodden said. "Are we sure they're talking?"
2. Dodge ViperAn example of the philosophy of do one thing and do it well."It was 600 horsepower of pure acceleration for no reason at all. It can slam the front of your chest to the back seat and it doesn't have the luggage space to carry a briefcase. Step on the gas and try not to laugh at the excess of it all."And, the number one funniest vehicle of all time is ...
1. The MinivanYes, it works, and it's a great way to carry the kids and all their stuff."But what a sad way to castrate Dad," Bodden said. "That's right Dad. No matter how much you trick it out, you're still driving a minivan. Sorry, man, but the hottie you just drove past isn't looking at you. She wants you to move out of the way so she can smile at the guy in the Porsche."
