Dear Santa,

I would like a guitar and anything Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and an RC Terrain Twister, T-rex Mountain, some dinosaurs, Shake-n-Go Speedway, Go Go TV Video Vision, a Nerf Shooter, Air Hogs RC Dominator, a big car or truck, and another drumset. Oh, and a surprise present, please. I want to know if you pay the elves once they make the toys? Do you have lots of elves? Do you know how many? I’m on the “nice” list. I think you check it twice. And that’s all.