Running down hill harder than it looks
I love to run down hill. Nothing beats that wind in your face, almost flying, halfway falling feeling of running as fast as your legs can turn.
The one disadvantage to running down hill is that with few exceptions, what goes down must come back up. So when I get the chance to cruise down hill without slogging back up, I go for it.
Laurel Mountain is not high by mountain standards. It stands a mere 2,800 feet above sea level. But it is one of the highest summits in our region with a major road going over the crest and it’s only a mile away from my getaway cabin in the Laurel Highlands.
On a sunny Saturday afternoon, my husband waved goodbye to me at the summit with the promise to ride me back up the mountain later. It seemed like a dream run — all down, no up.
Anticipation built as I jogged along the broad summit past the flashing lights and signs warning of the steep grade ahead. No shifting to a lower gear for me — I planned to fly down the 3-1/2 miles of 8 percent grade like a truck with no brakes.
Gradually, I felt lighter as the road sloped downward. My legs began to turn over faster and I lengthened my stride a little, leaning forward to keep from striking hard on my heels. Suddenly the ground fell away and I was flying.
Just over the summit trucks chugged past, straining to lug heavy loads to the top. Behind them a convoy of cars too cautious to pass snaked around the bend.
I tried not to look at the drivers, though I’m sure they wore curious and maybe jealous expressions. I watched the edge of the road, knowing that one misstep on a piece of gravel or errant chunk of asphalt could mean a month or more of nursing a sprained ankle.
Even though I focused on the road a few feet ahead of my flailing feet, I couldn’t help but notice out of the corner of my eye the odd assortment of discards half buried in the grass. Articles of clothing, rusted car parts, cigarette butts, doll heads, blankets and pillows passed in and out of my sight — nothing valuable or unusual enough to warrant a closer look.
On the other side of the road, signs loomed larger, then passed quickly as my legs gobbled up the distance. Three miles to go, now two and a half.
Unbelievably, the slope steepened. My arms whipped the air in counterbalance to my flailing legs. I tried to maintain control of my body, knowing I’d suffer a painful sidestitch if I let my torso twist too much.
Two miles to go and my legs were numb. I wheeled into a driveway to catch my breath and quiet the pins and needles in my quads.
After a short stretch I hit the road one more. My knees wobbled and quads ached, but I still had more than a mile of mountain to descend.
Thankfully the slope began to lessen. No more fear of falling on my face or getting tangled in my own feet, just another 10 minutes of quad thumping, foot slapping pavement.
By the time I passed the runaway truck ramp close to the base of the hill, I could relax to enjoy the view and the breeze through my hair. The gentler downhill allowed me to run fast rather than simply control my fall.
I cruised into Ligonier to meet my chauffeur, satisfied that I had run the fastest four miles of my life. Already my muscles were tightening from the beating I’d given them.
I paid for my half hour of downhill flight with stiff knees and sore quads for the next week. But after my chiropractor worked the kinks out of my back and my legs began to bend normally, I was still smiling.
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