Here’s a shocker.

Sammy Sosa was one of the names on a list of players, along with Alex Roid-riguez, who failed a test for performance enhancing drugs in 2003.

Wow. Really? I didn’t see that coming.

What are you going to tell me next?

Tiger Woods is a good golfer?

Ryan Leaf was a bad first-round draft pick?

Sonni Abatta is hot?

This tidbit of news is about as earth-shattering as Brett Favre reconsidering retirement.

There are some things that are just obvious.

What gave Sosa away? The 66 bombs he hit in 1998, the 63 homers he jacked in 1999, or maybe it was the 64 dingers he blasted in 2001?

Or maybe it was his incredibly swelling neck. Perhaps it was the fact he went from Olive Oyl to Bluto in a span of two weeks.

Sosa and A-Rod -- that's two names down and 102 more to go. Please, just “leak” the rest of them.

Get it over with.

I can pretty much guess most of the names on the list. There may be a few surprises, but anyone who has watched baseball at all for the last 11 years has a pretty good idea who was on the juice and who wasn’t.

It’s not a very well kept secret anymore.

The fact that Sosa’s name was “leaked” off that list and hardly a soul raised a surprised brow should tell baseball something.

Nothing can surprise us anymore, least of which Sosa taking PEDs.