Jason if Grove City and the conservatives are so bad. Why not pack up and move 20 minutes down the road to Slippery Rock. I am sure you will love all the great partying and other local activities the town has to offer. I am sure they will dim the stadium lights for you. Probably send the police out to your house because of vandilism. Geez be somewhat thankful to the community you live in. GC might be a little conservative but you dont have to worry to much past that.