Dear Santa,

I was a good boy all year. I help my mom and dad do chores, and I am nice to my brothers, and I help my dad work.

I want a tractor that you can control, that you sit in and ride, and I want a mutant ninja turtles stick, and I want an e-reader for my Game Boy, and master splinter, and a blue bionicle, please.

How do you get back home to the North Pole? Are you going to come down in our new fireplace? Can I have some mutant ninja turtle goo, please? Can you get me something that would be a surprise that I don't know, and get my dog that little black puppy because he lost it.

Oh, and a mountain dew, please. I love you, Santa. You're the best!