Dear Santa Claus,

How are you doing up in the North Pole? Is it snowing up there already? I just picked out my Christmas dress, and I look like Santa in it. Please don't forget that we will be celebrating Christmas at my grandparents' house this year. I hope you will be hungry because we will leave you some cookies/milk and a carrot for Rudolph, and the other reindeer.

My brother and I have been very good this year. We hope that you think we have been good enough to get some presents under our tree. Some of the toys that Robbie would like are: a train, Noah's Ark boat and a broom. I would like: a hugging teddy bear, little table/chairs, leotard and a doll house.

I like it when you laugh and your stomach jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. I hope you think this letter is funny and makes you laugh. Have a great Christmas season.

Merry Christmas!!!