We all just need to accept that no matter how much we’d like otherwise, kale “chips” just aren't going to satisfy a child’s afternoon need for something crunchy and snacky.

Seriously. Think back to when you were 10. "Mm! Thanks for the kale chips, Mom!"

I don't think so. You'd much rather have had this salty-crunchy-savory-cheesy blend of cereal, crackers, pretzels and nuts, all doused with a generous helping of butter, soy sauce and Parmesan cheese.

Now we're talking fuel for active kids.