Ok, if that's the best you can do, then you obviously made it up. Believe it or not, cut and paste means saying one thing, taking 3 or 4 words from someone else in an obviously different voice, then putting a couple words in from the first guy. I can do that with powerpoint, so can a third grader. That clip you gave was totally pathetic. It wasn't even believable. You have no source and you know it - you made the entire thing up! I would say good try though, but it really wasn't even a good try.