Dear Santa,

How are you? I have only been here for three and a half months, but my mommy has told me all about you. On that note, I was wondering if you could explain to me what "being good" means? My mommy really wants me to learn. I have an idea of how this all works so here is what I want.

Lots and lots of food! I'm a growing boy. Also, please tell my daddy to come see me. This is my first Christmas, so I'll hope for the best. (Oh and don't believe what my cousin Rainna tells you cuz I'm an Angel!).