Dear Santa,

We have never met but my big sister Gracie has told me all about you. She says you bring toys and stuff to little boys and girls who are good all year. But I really don't need anything — I have plenty of nice toys but my big sister doesn't let me play with any of them, so maybe if you bring her some new stuff, she'll let me play with my own.

PS. Mommy says we'll bake you some cookies — too bad I can't eat them yet!