Dear Santa Clause,

I am 7 years old. I hav ben very very very good all yer. Sum of the things I wunt are a gitar, metal detector, barbie paegsis DVD, barbie pet doctor doll, babyz ponyz buggy blitz, polly pocket, puppy surprise, dottie loves guitar pillow, and a doodle bear. I will giv you the bestest cookys in the world and will you giv the randeer deer food for me.

P.S. - Your reembr my house in Karns City.