Dear Santa,

I’ve been pretty good since last Christmas! Could you please bring me “Mommy’s Little Patient” baby, “Lots to Love” baby, “Love Cubs” Polar Bear, sneaker skates, “Lots to Cuddle” baby, a play ATM Machine, a baby swing and playpen, a purple “My Little Soft Pony” and an “Easy Bake Oven” with cake mix. We’ll leave you brownies and milk and some food for the reindeer. I’ll see you at the library before Christmas.

P.S. I stopped jumping on the bed, like you had asked.