Dear Ho Ho,
My name is Emily Hamilton, and I been a good girl for my mommy, gramma pumpkin, and pap-pap. There are a few things that I would like to see under my tree, on Christmas morning. I want: a heavy baby, shopping cart with a baby seat, double stroller, socks, shoes, undies, and a pony train. I promise I will leave you cookies, so you can keep your big belly nice and full. Ho Ho be careful though, I got a puppy Keisha, who will try and steal your cookies. Thank You Ho Ho.