What is the surprise that the mourner-in-chief Donald J. Trump didn’t read or recite the Apostles’ Creed along with his fellow “presidents club” members at the George H.W. Bush funeral in Washington, D.C.

I read a tweet that said Trump wouldn’t know the Apostles’ Creed from Apollo Creed. Some evangelicals might agree.

One explanation is that he just never learned the creed as a child.

Indeed, what deity was Trump ever taught to worship by his old dad than the great god Mammon?

I suspect this conversion took place from the Trump Family pew at the Church of the Good Hustle.