“I inherited a mess” proclaimed the Crybaby-in-Chief, in a hastily arranged press conference on Thursday.

An inheritance is something that falls into your lap, not something you worked for for two years, anxiously claiming that you’re the one who can fix a mess, so please “vote for me; give me the job. I’m the guy who can fix it.”

Now, he has to deal with hard, complex realities that every United States president must deal with, and he’s acting like somebody who inherited a billion dollars and is angry because he has to pay the taxes on it.